http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/-t1.htm All Jokes, Humor, SMS and Funny Talks are Here. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:06:01 GMT 10 http://i68.servimg.com/u/f68/14/18/13/46/1zvvbt10.png http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/-t1.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/football-marriage-t1744.htm melodyeye
One man to another, "My wife thinks I put football before marriage, even though we just celebrated our third season together."
]]> Jokes & Humor Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:06:01 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/football-marriage-t1744.htm#7550 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/football-marriage-t1744.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/cycling-jokes-t1729.htm mycoolgirl A cyclist shows up for a group ride on a new carbon speed machine. "Hey, where did you get the new ride?", asks one of the group. "Well," he says, "I was out on a ride when this really hot chick rode up alongside. We got to talking and one thing led to another and we stopped at a park. She suddenly stripped off and said, 'take what you want', so I took the bike." "Good thing too," said the friend, "the clothes wouldn’t have fit." Jokes & Humor Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:58:59 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/cycling-jokes-t1729.htm#7484 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/cycling-jokes-t1729.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/difference-between-mother-wife-t1733.htm PrettyOrchid
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you
Continue to do so.]]> Jokes & Humor Fri, 02 Jul 2010 06:33:50 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/difference-between-mother-wife-t1733.htm#7494 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/difference-between-mother-wife-t1733.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/idiot-technician-t1731.htm Creator were told that the keys had been locked in it.
We went 2 the service department & found a mechanic working
feverishly 2 unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle & discovered
that it was unlocked.
Hey, I announced 2 the technician, its open!
He replied, I know, I already done that side.]]> Jokes & Humor Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:03:40 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/idiot-technician-t1731.htm#7491 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/idiot-technician-t1731.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/little-janice-t1662.htm Revoken Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is ... Jokes & Humor Thu, 06 May 2010 13:14:01 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/little-janice-t1662.htm#6955 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/little-janice-t1662.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/my-horse-tastes-just-like-raisins-and-i-don-t-know-why-t1717.htm Amber That was the question someone asked on yahoo answers, I laughed when I read the question, and some of the answers

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100101141347AAB2jBg]]> Jokes & Humor Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:11:23 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/my-horse-tastes-just-like-raisins-and-i-don-t-know-why-t1717.htm#7309 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/my-horse-tastes-just-like-raisins-and-i-don-t-know-why-t1717.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/kids-are-quick-t1568.htm aeman87 Kids Are Quick ____________ _________ ______ _________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: Glenn, how ... Jokes & Humor Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:02:36 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/kids-are-quick-t1568.htm#6518 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/kids-are-quick-t1568.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/easy-eggs-t1535.htm ShamzBlueWorld
Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you."

With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me.]]> Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:10:57 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/easy-eggs-t1535.htm#6238 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/easy-eggs-t1535.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/millionaire-t1536.htm ShamzBlueWorld
"Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked.

"A billionaire."]]> Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:11:57 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/millionaire-t1536.htm#6239 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/millionaire-t1536.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/random-joke-t1598.htm saishiny A woman was in a casino for the first time. The spinning ball of the roulette wheel has always caught her attention. She decides to test her luck at the roulette games and she says, "I have no idea what number to play." A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 29. The wheel is spun, and 36 comes up. The smile drifts from the woman's face and she faints. Edited Jokes & Humor Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:41:40 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/random-joke-t1598.htm#6690 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/random-joke-t1598.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/sorry-wrong-number-t1557.htm aeman87 the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?""No, this is
555-1112." Jeff replied."Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you."
The woman said."That's alright," Jeff said. "I had to get up to
answer the phone anyway."]]> Jokes & Humor Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:21:39 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/sorry-wrong-number-t1557.htm#6366 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/sorry-wrong-number-t1557.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/let-me-see-t1554.htm Xarver Is it just me or does anyone else think it's funny when someone says "let me see" and they really mean touch?
"You see with your eyes, not your hands." I tell them. ]]> Jokes & Humor Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:48:12 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/let-me-see-t1554.htm#6334 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/let-me-see-t1554.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/dog-t1547.htm aeman87 who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone... "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up. The next morning at precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back ... "Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that I don't *have* a dog." Jokes & Humor Mon, 05 Apr 2010 10:02:17 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/dog-t1547.htm#6288 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/dog-t1547.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/talking-too-much-t1537.htm ShamzBlueWorld Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Nina's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Nina because I would like to try it out on ... Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:12:35 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/talking-too-much-t1537.htm#6240 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/talking-too-much-t1537.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/online-banking-t1538.htm ShamzBlueWorld TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you? CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking? TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking. CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that? TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank. CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out? TECH: I'm not ... Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:14:12 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/online-banking-t1538.htm#6241 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/online-banking-t1538.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/businessman-t1534.htm ShamzBlueWorld A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines." Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:09:47 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/businessman-t1534.htm#6237 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/businessman-t1534.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/innocent-girl-t1533.htm ShamzBlueWorld
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."]]> Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:05:41 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/innocent-girl-t1533.htm#6235 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/innocent-girl-t1533.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/who-is-stupid-t1532.htm ShamzBlueWorld After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"]]> Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:03:20 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/who-is-stupid-t1532.htm#6234 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/who-is-stupid-t1532.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/stop-sign-t1531.htm ShamzBlueWorld A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained. "But I did slow down!" the guy argued. The cop shook his head. "You are required to stop. That's why they're called stop signs." The man started to get belligerent. "Stop, slow down -- what's the difference?" The cop pulled out his baton. ... Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:01:57 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/stop-sign-t1531.htm#6233 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/stop-sign-t1531.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/little-johnny-t1530.htm ShamzBlueWorld tell her that he was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."]]> Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:59:47 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/little-johnny-t1530.htm#6232 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/little-johnny-t1530.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/second-notice-t1529.htm ShamzBlueWorld
"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."]]> Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:56:16 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/second-notice-t1529.htm#6231 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/second-notice-t1529.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/you-ve-got-mail-t1528.htm ShamzBlueWorld A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed. About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed. She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked. "Because," replied the blonde, ... Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:54:20 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/you-ve-got-mail-t1528.htm#6230 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/you-ve-got-mail-t1528.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/feel-better-now-t1527.htm ShamzBlueWorld
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."]]> Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:52:39 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/feel-better-now-t1527.htm#6229 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/feel-better-now-t1527.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/eye-surgery-t1526.htm ShamzBlueWorld While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?" "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly." "I think" ... Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:51:45 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/eye-surgery-t1526.htm#6228 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/eye-surgery-t1526.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/mental-hospital-t1525.htm ShamzBlueWorld After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up ... Jokes & Humor Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:50:55 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/mental-hospital-t1525.htm#6227 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/mental-hospital-t1525.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/biggest-lie-t1476.htm aakifa Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. Jokes & Humor Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:14:19 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/biggest-lie-t1476.htm#5911 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/biggest-lie-t1476.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/the-perfect-son-t1475.htm aakifa
B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.]]> Jokes & Humor Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:06:20 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/the-perfect-son-t1475.htm#5910 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/the-perfect-son-t1475.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/funny-jokes-t1061.htm Fred100 (1) Teacher: William, what is the outer part of a tree called? William: I don't know, sir. Teacher: Bark, boy, bark. William: Woof-woof. (2) My ex-girlfriend sent her photograph to a lonely hearts club. They sent it back saying that they weren't that lonely. (3) Policeman: I stopped you because you were doing over fifty miles an hour. Motorist: That's impossible, I've been driving for less than an hour. (4) A man in his 40's bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for ... Jokes & Humor Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:09:15 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/funny-jokes-t1061.htm#3644 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/funny-jokes-t1061.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/before-marriage-t1455.htm aeman87 Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top Jokes & Humor Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:18:00 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/before-marriage-t1455.htm#5716 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/before-marriage-t1455.htm http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/riddles-of-alphabet-t1289.htm BLUEMe Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"? A: The letter " I " Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea) Q: What letter is an exclamation? A: O. (oh!) Q: What letter is a European bird? A: J. (Jay) Q: What letter is looking for causes ? A: Y. (why) Q: ... Jokes & Humor Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:59:31 GMT http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/riddles-of-alphabet-t1289.htm#4726 http://www.funstopforum.net/jokes-humor-f5/riddles-of-alphabet-t1289.htm